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rb2d2 · Sep 25, 2004

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when,

through a gap in the

door,

he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in

front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently

slides off first

the right strap of his overalls,

followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward

and in a classic striptease move, lets

his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and

frayed plaid shirt

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to

reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.

With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,

and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the

heck are you doing,

Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an

obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady

been havin trouble lately in

the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested

I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."

[Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last

line again, slowly.]