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Joined: Sep 25, 2004
Local time: 3:57 AM
Location: Texas
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1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off - after I laugh my rear off!!
9.. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only YOU can feel the true warmth...
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