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rb2d2 · Sep 25, 2004

A program is never finished until the programmer dies.

A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom
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A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.

Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working properly, if you open windows.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
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I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers.

Oxymoron: "Microsoft Works"

The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.

Any program that runs right is obsolete.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.

For any problem there is a solution that is simple, quick, and ultimately worse than the problem.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

I finally made my stupid computer faster; I dropped it out of the window, and it went really fast.

binky