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TRUE FRIENDSHIP
Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - ust the stone cold truth
1. When you are sad -- I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge Against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will Know you are plotting something That I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will Rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will Use little words.
7. When you are sick -- I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. 'Because you're my friend!'
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