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Priceless observations!
PostPosted: 03/29/2015 8:35 AM Reply with quote
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,   "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."  - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - "No good in a bed, but fine against a  wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.- Mark Twain

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible -  George Burns

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -  Socrates

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

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Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery  - Spike Milligan

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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was "SHUT UP." - Joe Namath

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.  - W. C. Fields

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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

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Don't worry about  avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston  Churchill

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy  Crystal





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Re: Priceless observations!
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