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1. Johnny 's mother had  three children. The first child was named April.
   The second  child was named May.
    ...What was the third  child 's name?

2. There is a clerk at  the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers
   ....What does he  weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest  was discovered,
...what was the highest  mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is  there in a hole
...that measures two feet  by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the  English Language
...is always spelled  incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on  December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
....How  is this possible?

7. In California ,  you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
...Why  not?

8. What was the  President 's Name
...in  1975?

9. If you were running a  race,
...and you passed the  person in 2nd place, what place would you be in  now?

10. Which is correct to  say,...
"The yolk of the egg are  white" or "The yolk of the egg is  white"?

11.. If a farmer has 5  haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
....how  many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another  field?





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1 Johnny
2.meat
3.mt Everett. Lol
4.  It's a hole, no dirt
5.Incorrectly
6. He lives in Antarctica?
7,no one has one?
8. President
9.  2nd
10.  Neither it's yellow
11.they already are combined
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1. Johnny 's mother  had three children. The first child w as named April The  second child was named May. What was the third child 's  name?

Answer:Johnny of  course

2. There is a clerk  at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he  wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Answer:  Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest  was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the  world?

Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn  't discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are  you?]

4. How much dirt is  there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four  feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a  hole.

5. What word in the  English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer:  Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on  December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is  this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the  Southern Hemisphere

7. In California ,  you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why  not?

Answer: You can 't take pictures  with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take  pictures.

8. What was the  President 's Name in 1975?

Answer: Same as is it now  -  Barack Obama [Oh, come on  ....]

9... If you were running  a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would  you be in now?

Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well,  you passed the person in second place, not  first.

10. Which is correct to  say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is  white"?

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the  egg is yellow [Duh]

11. If a farmer has 5  haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how  many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another  field?


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