| The Great Australian Male | |
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There are large men the whole world over on a
large and varied scale,
But none of them resemble
the Great Australian Male.
He's rugged and he's handsome,
he drinks beer instead of wine,
he's always out for pleasure,
of a very simple kind.
He's either off to see the footy
with a dozen cans or more,
or fishing with his buddies,
getting drunk along some shore.
He thinks he's quite a lover,
and he's sexy and discreet,
that he can get you in a quiver
from your head down to your feet.
But when he's got you ready,
lying limpid 'neath the sheet,
you hear a snore and turn around
to find him sound asleep.
He's a funny sort of fellow
with more pride than he's got sense
and if you told him he was wrong,
he'd only take offence.
Oh, there are men who take you dancing,
out to dinner twice a week.
men who never dress in faded jeans
or die to take a leak.
Yes there are men the whole world over
men with "charm" and "sense of style",
but how could we compare them to
The Great Australian Male
Author unknown, but a legend. |
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| The Great Australian Male | |
Posted: 10/25/2005 4:16 AM |
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LOL, he sounds a lot like the American male. Can any of them really be too different from each other?!?
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| Re: The Great Australian Male | |
Posted: 10/25/2005 6:11 AM |
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Yes, Aussie men are big downunder |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 7:49 AM |
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LOL, he sounds a lot like the American male... RB
That was my first reaction too!!!
Yes, Aussie men are big downunder ...Aussie Aviator
Is this bragging rights or a play on words???
Loved the poem though |
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| Re: The Great Australian Male | |
Posted: 10/25/2005 8:26 AM |
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